1. Take a boat ride on the Chicago River.
2. Go for a jog along the shores of Lake Michigan. In suspenders.
3. Pet a carriage horse.
4. Buy a newspaper from a newsstand, read something good, smile, and shake my head.
5. Go out in a windstorm so brutal it’s difficult to walk.
6. Go to a Cubs game. Wear a jersey. And suspenders. And a ridiculous Cubs hat.
7. Get stuck in a revolving door.
8. Take the “L” to the Chicago Theatre and go see a play. Wear a tuxedo. With shorts.
I could do this over a weekend if I play my cards right. Now the real challenge is going to be getting someone to film it.
If you want to do it, I’ll film it. Mind you, it will be with a camcorder or some rental equipment, but it would be amazingly fun.